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💬 Frequently Asked Questions

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🤔 My back is bad. What position?

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Lay on your back.

💓 You're welcome, sweetie 💓

😶 I am a guy with a bad back. What position?

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Lay on your back.

👌 Same advice, king. Consistency is key. 👌

💌 Can I set you up with my son?

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NO!

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Next question.

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